When you’re a parent, Milestones come with the territory. The baby industry has made sure we don’t miss any of them by providing month by month (and even week by week) descriptions of all the things our kids “should” be doing as they grow and develop. And, conveniently, they’ve created an assortment of products to sell us so we can commemorate each achievement. I just wish they’d tell us where we’re supposed to put all these photo books, growth charts and certificates! I’ve only got so much closet and wall space people!
|You used to haunt me with your mold-collecting valves. Now I kind of miss you.|
|You are officially off to “Infinity and Beyond,” Buzz.|
|“Are you sure you can eat all that?”
|Oh I miss you tiny undies|
|I’ll miss digging my fat hand into your tiny crevices to extricate bits of crusty food.|
|Goodbye bath buddies.
Farewell to your mold-infested water that accumulates in your bellies.
|You’ve brought us hours of joy and taken a good portion of our money.
Adios, my friend.